Ten Signs That You Have a Toddler and a Pre-schooler at Home 有孩子的生活真不一样

Ten Signs That You Have a Toddler and a Pre-schooler at Home
 有孩子的生活真不一样

 1. The floor is never clean.
     在扫地一次把。

2. You open the fridge and find next to the milk, a hot wheel car that his been searching for. 三个小时，我们在找小车。小朋友的可爱也是家长的头痛

3. The shirt your wearing becomes their napkin.
为什么我的衣服总是有小朋友吃过的东西？

 4. You can never eat ANYTHING in peace.
你已经吃了很多东西，不要在烦我了！

 5. Shopping trips are limited to 20 minutes.
一个棒棒糖有二十分钟的效果。

 6. Learn to ignore and redirect the constant whining.
你说什么， 我没有听到？

 7.  Constantly doing Laundry, cleaning up, and washing dishes.
洗衣服， 扫地，洗碗，洗衣服， 扫地，洗碗。。。

8. The bathtub is now an experiment station.
谁把我的牙膏放在这里？

9. Partially deaf, when you have two kids waking up from their naps crying at the top of their lungs for your attention. 两个孩子吃醋很简单。

10. Kids are great birth control!