S&%! you did what?!

So while I was watching SVU, I noticed Wes was unusually quiet. He saw me coming to check on him and slammed the door on me.  It was then I got a whiff of turd.  I could not imagine what I was about to see.  My son had play with his turd.  He had turd all over his nice clean white t-shirt and OMG his little hands.